Pointless

Ok so basically I work teaching in a college - I use the phrase "work" loosely given that I only have 16 hours of lectures a week - thats why it baffles me when I hear people whinging that "I can't believe the bastards have put me up to 24 hours from 20" Get over it

But i digress

So there I am at my computer pretending to work when there's a wee bit of commotion from across the hall. Space is limited up here so nearly everyone has to share an office with at least one other person. So basically one of the lecturers completely loses it with her "room-mate" (Why isn't even remotely interesting) and starts screaming incoherently at him. But here's the thing - at the end of the tirade of abuse she storms out of the room and screams "F OFF ___"

My point is that I'm not actually censoring her words - she couldn't bring herself to tell your man to FUCK OFF - she actually said "F" off!

Whats the fucking point?!!

Surely the joy of cursing is that in those sort of situations it's a release and a vent for people's anger (sometimes - sometimes its just funny or part of our fuckin vernacular)

I mean in a work context where people are all civilised and maintain that thin veneer of respectability, surely if you're going to let loose do it properly!

Seriously

I mean imagine - your boss is in "playful" mood and decides to give you the most almighty super-wedgie known to man/woman/plant/vegetable

Whaddya say??

"Ah for F's sake you F'ing C - you're an absolute F'ing P and you're after tearing the F'in B's off me"

Not quite the same is it?!

Fuck's sake!