Things I learned this Christmas

Puuuuuuure laziness!

• For some reason Guinness has started going straight to my head lately, resulting in one hugely embabrassing and traumatising experience which no amount of therapy will help!

• I can make a mean Tiramisu when pushed!

• Having a bottle of Dom Perignon sent to your table rocks! (Even if you do have to share it with the other 11 heads at your table!)

• The food in Bang is still phenomenal but the service has kinda nosedived

• There really are no decent pubs that serve beyond 9pm in Cork city on Christmas Eve

• My family really do go mental when it comes to christmaspresentbuying

• There seems to be nothing one of my brothers can't figure out when it comes to de technology - and that includes converting the instructions on my new camera from Chinese to English - who knew he spoke Mandarin?! (Thanks Dale!)

• Nintendo Wii ROCKS!! Its debatable which was funnier - playing doubles tennis in a room the size of a small Rathmines bedsit or watching the grandparents playing (and kicking ass) on Wii bowling!

• One of my other brothers makes a mean salmon roulade - I think the secret is in the nuts but he'll probably dispute that! (Nice one Wayne!)

• Evening weddings are the way to go

• The Clarion in Cork kicked arse at said wedding reception - Jurys in Limerick could learn a thing or two (am I going on about that too much?!)

• Karl Spain needs some new material

• I'm over New Years parties

Happy New Year kids!